Sunday, April 13, 2008

Dirty 30!

Welcome to your 30s, H. It's an excellent milestone. Really: 30 is the new 25, there are lots of effective anti-wrinkle serums, and you might even save on car insurance (though it's no grey power). And you're in the same decade as me! It's fantastic!

But it hasn't been fun not seeing you today, or celebrating you. That's one of the sucky things about growing up and moving on. So I've tried to make today a little bit special for me. I've:

- used a festive straw all day
- put a candle in my apple strudel (your favourite strudel) before I ate it
- drank a shot of vodka to your health
- recklessly lit sparklers indoors (seemed like a good idea because it took several shots of vodka to get the right picture; I know how much you appreciate perfection)

Happy birthday, P'chette! According to the nursery rhyme, you have far to go, and I think that's a good thing. Lots more for you to look forward to.

(I'm full of grace, but you might disagree if you've ever seen me trip over my feet.)

81 comments:

dennis said...

Dennis Says HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Kurt said...

Has someone sent H a strudel?

M said...

The strudel is mine, but I did send her tequila.

Anonymous said...

Your car insurance may go down, but your house insurance premiums will go up if you light sparklers indoors like M.

Bobby D. said...

I say More strudel! more vodka! more sparklers! You're only 30 once. ( wait... for a whole year though.) well, it's a rite of passage anyway, to celebrate.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday H! You have such a great sister! What a super blog entry... ;)

Coffee Messiah said...

Happy Birthday with many more to follow! ; )

Have fun, but keep those pesky sparklers outside ; )

Kimberly said...

Happy Birthday...
Wait till you turn 35!
All you'll remember the day after that day is the Vodka......
Because you'll be seeing it again.

Catlin said...

Happy birthday!!!!!!

You're a grown-up, yay!!!

dennis said...

Dennis wants to know what color the new sofa is.

Avid Reader said...

Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Wait until you turn 39, then you'll start telling people you're only 35.

Professor Montblanc said...

Like me when you are 40, you will still act much younger--C'est La Vie, you need not fear.

Professor Montblanc said...

to be precise I may be a bit older than 40.

karla said...

Ok, how did this just show up in my reader TODAY?
Happy b-lated birthday H!

taco said...

Strudel sounds so grown up.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday from all of us at Sing Sing!

Bobby D. said...

H,

where are you?

dennis said...

Dennis wonders what kind of fabric is on the new sofa--is it nubby? Has H's cat already scratched it?
Please post photo of sofa!

dennis said...

sofa! sofa! sofa!

Professor Montblanc said...

C'est Ridicule !

Actualisez votre maison de blog bientôt


je refuse d'attendre.

je vous accuse H = taquinent !!!!!

dennis said...

Dear H,

Dirty 30 beats Warty 40. Hope everything is Ok

(with the sofa)

Squirrel said...

It's MAY now, H & M. time to wakey wakey.

dennis said...

Dennis noticed the lack of a mother's day post.
Dennis hopes the sofa is pretty and soft.

Anonymous said...

due to my current situation, I need to visit this blog and see a new post every week. OK?

dennis said...

blogging is fun...how's the sofa?

taco said...

Boy, when you girls finally do come back you will be wildly popular on the blogger scene.

Squirrel said...

june 15--

just to let you know I drag my ass over here every day or so to see if your blog shows any signs of life. Hope you've been backpacking through Europe and having a grand time or something fun.

miss you both

Anonymous said...

This post is now too old.
Please post new material.
Where did you go Jaheith??

Bobby D. said...

What about Eddy? Won;t he ever get to read a fresh sisters blogpost?

Anonymous said...

are you waiting to get 100 comments before coming back--??? cuz we can do that.

dennis said...

Dennis says hello

dennis said...

Dennis says wish you would post

dennis said...

Dennis says hope you are doin' fine

Anonymous said...

Am I too late to join in the festivities?

edward said...

hello from your new friend eddy! i never been here. hello.

edward said...

i'm new .

Squirrel said...

hows it ?

Wanderer said...

I know what you were thinking---"now I'm 30, time to grow up and stop blogging."

dennis said...

Dennis is worried sick about the new sofa! It's like 3 months old already!

1st Tux said...

are most of your readers tuxedo cats?

King Pin said...

so for your 30th birthday you gave up blogging?

edward said...

hey! hey!

edward said...

something terible musta happened for you both to be away so long. i cried all day just thinking about you

dennis said...

august 18 stardate 2079. Dennis misses you.

Squirrel said...

here I am, like a schmuck on wheels. I come over here, and what do I find? nothing, nadda, zip, zilch.

Bob Dylan said...

do you realize the torture you are putting your reader's through? we are concerned.

Wanderer said...

summer is nearly at an end-- when are you coming back? do you have a new, secret blog somewhere?

dennis said...

Dennis officially hereby gives up. too many tears and sleepless nights. Dennis will try to rebuild his life now that it is September.

dennis said...

Dennis is having one last sobbing nervous breakdown and then he's never coming back here.

dennis said...

hope the sofa is okay

dennis said...

hope the sisters are okay

Bob Dylan said...

How are you girls doing?

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Anonymous said...

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Squirrel said...

Hope you're having a great time traveling the world.

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