Under Siege

The response to my recent confrontation with M has been enormous. I have heard from numerous readers (a.k.a. Mom, Philip and Finnegan the guinea pigs) who do not hesitate to attack my character. They say I took things way too personally and that I was kind of a "Bratilla the Hun." The local media document my every move, taking my picture and begging for interviews as to why I am so lame and M is such a witty thing. Curse you, M! I must think more about this. In the meantime, I give you an example of the circus my life has become, and I am off to be sure my blinds are closed.