Showing posts with label bratty buck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bratty buck. Show all posts

Friday, June 29, 2007

Can't We All Be Winners? No?

No, H, I guess I should have known better than to think you'd let it pass.

Part of what makes H an interesting and lovable nemesis is her wiliness, and not in a classic cartoon coyote way. She's quite good and I've had quite the time figuring out how she does it. From an early age, she unassumingly got what she wanted; in all fairness, sometimes it was deserved. I wish I knew how she did it. I do know that she has a damn good memory. She is younger by nearly two years, and she did obsessively document her life, so that all helps. I'll start remembering events soon and return the many favours.

Until then, here it is: when H reveals and probably exaggerates less than flattering stories about me (when she's basically being, well, H), I'll award her a "bratty buck". We'll see how quickly she accumulates them, let's say, by the end of the summer. I haven't decided how to "reward" her. Suggestions are welcome. Perhaps I'll set up a poll.


Non negotiable, natch.